Why being a Slytherin is Awesome

Estimated reaction of current audience reading: "What? I though Slytherins were all evil!" -Timmy T "This blog post is click bait" -Jill J "I'm hungry for a chocolate-covered banana." -Katie K Don't worry, I promise you that not all Slytherins are evil, and that this blog post is not clickbait. (I can't, however, promise you …